Newspost!
Blake, trying to be a gentleman to a lady who's about to quaff wine with ice out of an ordinary drinking glass is probably not in your best interests. Chances are she'll think you're being patronizing.
On another note, unrelated to today's update specifically, huzzah! This update is being made from Rosanna, the computer that decided turning on was strictly optional some three months ago. As of next week we'll be back in color and I'll be slowly working on chipping away at the coloring-backlog until we're all caught up.